February 2012
I once met a man and asked him if it were true that when you get older you...
– Derrick Sherman. Revolution on Canvas. (via itscoolbeans)
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These useless details, they’re only useless until you connect them all together…...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Diary. (via itscoolbeans)
We cannot change the cards we are dealt with, just how we play the hand.
– Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture. (via itscoolbeans)
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Smoker's Solidarity
The act of smoking cigarettes is inherently irrational. It has been conclusively proven that smoking cigarettes is severely bad for your health and that it will very likely lead to a premature cancerous death. It fucks up your skin, yellows your teeth, and I also hear that it makes your cum taste rank. It seems quite adverse to the innate human drive for self-preservation, and it doesn’t do much...
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Life’s hard. It’s supposed to be. If we didn’t suffer, we’d never learn...
– Jesse (Before Sunset, 2004)